想成为人见人爱的福尔摩斯get这10个冷傲技术吧

原标题：想成为人见人爱的福尔摩斯 ？get这10个冷傲技术吧

怎么才干成为智商碾压他人，帅到只要华生跟班的神探夏洛克？

十个过程马上打造神探夏Look：

STEP 1： GET THE LOOK

第一步 具有傲娇的造型

▌Buy expensive tailored clothing that only sort of fits so that most of the time your buttons appear to be just seconds from bursting.

1. 衣服。要买那种又贵又紧的定制款，到达下一秒扣子就会被胸肌爆开的作用。

▌Get a Belstaff coat and blue scarf. The coat cost about 1350 pounds. It's got good twirl for those dramatic moments in life.

2. 外套。来一套贝达弗的大衣和蓝围巾。一套价值百科1350英镑的大衣，让你的日常日子也宛如站在舞台中心。

▌Grow your hair slightly longish, if it isn't naturally wavy (poor you), wear curlers to bed every night.

3. 发型。略长的卷发——蛤？你不是自来卷哦？小不幸，那你只好每晚带着卷发夹入睡了。

▌Stop Eating, gotta get those cheekbone sharp enough to cut butter.

4. 脸型。不要吃！要瘦！瘦出能切开黄油的颧骨。

STEP 2：STIM

第二步 重复标志性动作

▌once you grow your hair slightly longish, be sure to play with it at every opportunity.

一有时机就炫一下小卷毛。

▌Fiddle with items, your hair, flick your fingers, rub your leg, pace, rock, and bite your lips.(well. most of that could just be on the ''how to cumberbatch'' list)

性感的小动作，比方耍弄头发、轻弹小指、冲突双腿、踱步、摇晃、轻咬嘴唇。（好吧，上面许多其实都是在答复“怎么变成康伯巴奇”。）

STEP 3 ：PRACTICE CREEPY LOOKS

第三步 操练乖僻表情

▌scary puppy like head tilts and glares,

斜着头，瞋目，像遭到惊吓的狗狗那样

▌Smiles,笑

▌and puma snarls.而且像美洲狮相同吼怒。

STEP 4 : REMIND EVERYONE about what an ''idiot'' or ''moron'' they are.

第四步 提示所有人“你们其实是蠢货”

Play up being smarter than everyone, develop some obvious insecurities.Forget social skills if you happen to have any.

必定要展示自己过人的才智，尽力的表现出心猿意马的姿态。把那些交际技巧抛到脑后吧！

以上做到了，第五步就会轻松一些。

STEP 5: GET RID of most of your friends.

第五步——帅到没朋友

Keep around people who like to remind you how smart you are, and stay even though they think you are a dick.

只跟那些能凸显你聪明的人做朋友，哪怕他们觉得你坏坏哒。

Care about them, but don't let on mkay?

偶然关怀他们一下，但也别太真情流露，收到？

STEP 6：FIND A WATSON

第六步 找到你的“花生”

This is BBC Sherlock, so your Watson isn't stupid. He's rather smart in his own way and insecure about his sexuality (probably straight).

由于这儿说的是BBC的夏洛克，所以你的华生不是真傻，仅仅用自己的方法展示才智。他还有点不确定自己的性向（万一是直的呢）。

He also has serious thrill issues dude.

他也是个妥妥儿的喜爱影响事的家伙。

Be prepared to save his life on numerous occasions.

请做好随时预备随时当他的救世主。

STEP 7 : DEVELOP a special interest.

第七步 培育嗜好

It has to take over most of every waking minute. It's all you want to talk about. Prepare to watch people's eyes glaze over.

你必定有一个连走路时都回忆犹新的古怪。你只想聊这个。瞧着吧，观众会被你帅到的。

Nothing else matters, not even basic astronomy.

斗转星移关我何事？我的嗜好才最重要。

Make it dangerous, this will help you keep your Watson happy.

让它具有必定的危险性，由于这也会让你的“华生”兴趣盎然。

STEP 8: PRACTICE the method of loci or roman room, or at least pretend to.

第八步 反（假）复（装）操练轨道回忆法或许罗马房间法

This way you can tell everyone to shut up and get out so you can go to your ''mind palace''.

让他人都滚粗闭嘴，这样你就能特别牛掰的走入“回忆宫廷”了。

STEP 9: BE SURE to tell everyone to shut up on a daily basis, it's endearing you know.

第九步 每天，告知全世界“别BB了”，其实这样蛮圈粉的。

STEP 10: Even if you dont really fit the criteria, tell everyone you are a SOCIOPATH.

第十步 假如以上几条都做不到——就说你有反社会人格。

It scares/intimidates people and they don't know better anyway.

这会吓走一些人，这些人不了解你更好。

Except your Watson, he thinks it's hot.

除了你的华生，他会觉得这样的你性感极了！

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